A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
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Anonymous asked:
that-delusional-kid answered:
Abort mission! Do not, I repeat, do not fall for a straight girl. It fucking hurts and you want it to happen so badly and it never does and you spend every waking hour wishing it would
i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league
do u ever just see a girl…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if she kissed me………
I love holding doors open for girls but like, in a gay way
Anonymous asked:
csurf answered:
-lip biting
-neck kissing/biting
-hickies
-smelling hella good
-dirty talking
-hand guiding
-hair pulling
-moaning
-seductive whispering
-back scratching
-grinding
-tongue sucking
-pinning down/against
-aggressive/passionate
-teasing
-heavy breathing
-her telling how turned on she is
-back massages that turn sexual
-ass grabbing
-being told what they want and how
-neck grabbing
-holding from behind
-running fingertips
-lapdances
